Nurses, Fluffs and Cake

Hello March! I have been waiting two whole months for you and you did not let me down. You are a beautiful day with the sun shining and warmer temps. So far we are going to get along great! The end of February was rather harsh on me. I contracted some kind of flu bug and was down for a couple of days. Therefor I will start this post there:

1. Farmboy thought for sure I was faking my sickness even thought this is only the second sick day I have took since starting my job five years ago.

2.  Farmboy then proceeded to tell people that I had developed scours. *sigh*

3. Farmboy will walk around in his worse underwear just to keep reminding me I need to do a load of whites. Is my husband the only man out there that does not believe in throwing underwear out?? Or do you even want to know about Farmboy's underwear??

4. Farmboy would ask if I needed anything in hopes that I really didn't, but that he still earned deposits.
         
No idea what I am talking about??? Farmboy and I have taken several marriage seminars, so many that we should have the perfect marriage, but at last nobody is perfect but we manage. I am a bank and everyday Farmboy needs to decide if he is making deposits (pluses) or withdraws (minuses) if you make too many withdraws then you leave nothing in the bank.  See? Simple analogy and I hope I have touched many marriages out there.

If I did need something he would sigh and bite at me. Yes I did say bite. I'm still wondering if that is a deposit or withdraw. I'm leaning towards withdraw.

5. I learned it was easier to text requests to Farmboy and he would show up with what I needed. I did add this picture for effect. How could he say no to this face.

6. Fluff was quite excited for me to lay around for a day. He never left my side. If I could only teach him to go get stuff for me. Hmmmm..

7. Farmboy would choose the day that I was sick to stay at home in the afternoon and work on taxes, receive texts, and phone calls all the while I am just wanting to rest. Oh, but he was getting a lot done on his Quicken account. See I know this cause every time he got a transaction done it made a sound such as this......

And when I asked him to please turn down the sound on his computer he told me he couldn't because the sound motivates him.

8. This is the definition of a clean kitchen to Farmboy.

and this



Some of you might be going. What is wrong with that?

9. This is Farmboy's definition of putting mail away.

10. I truly believe I am the glue that holds our house together.

11. This is Farmboy's definition of a clean dog.

This one he got right. Farmboy washed and blowed (?), blown (?), blow (?) dried Roscoe while I was re-cleaning the kitchen.

12. I keep telling Farmboy he needs to water his dog and he keeps telling me she if fine. Does this look like a dog that is getting enough water? We had a little rain the day before so there was a little puddle in the seat of the chair and she licked it dry.  

13. I am not sure Farmboy knows where items go in my kitchen.

Case in point. How many hot pads does a person need sitting out between meals? Does an average person even own this many hot pads??

14. I made a cake Sunday Night. Angel Food Cake with Carmel Icing. Hey look! A hot pad!

I thought it was out of this world. When I asked Farmboy what he thought, he said "Pretty Good" I took offense to that and he said pretty good is better than good. So my ranking would be: Awful, editable, pretty good, good, excellent. How do other people rate food? Am I right as usual or *gasp* is Farmboy?

15. I have a date tonight with Farmboy. We are going to a cow sale. Settle down girls. I shall take a book to read which embarrasses Farmboy, but he gets annoyed if I ask too many questions and I am usually about 3 lots of cattle behind which he is even more annoyed at. So I do my own thing and he does his own and I usually get a greasy salebarn burger out of the deal. Jealous?

16. I big heart Sonic Happy Hour!

17. I texted my sister an hour ago and she didn't respond. I don't think she likes me.

18. My mom will text me and then call me to see if I got the text. Her texts usually say "Hi"

19. I am uber excited about my greasy hamburger tonight.

20. The last several statements were about nothing special I just wanted to get my list to twenty and now I have!!

21. While re-reading this I thought of another random item. Farmboy makes very good milkshakes, I think I will keep him just for that.

22. Should I keep adding random items or should I finish. I think I will finish.

23. Just one more, I hear a commercial on the radio that you can pay some much money and have a star named after you. Here are my thoughts on this. How can the average person know if a star all the way up in the sky is mine, or could that star be in fact named after Sally Sue that lives next door, a piece of paper does not guarantee me of anything. A thought to ponder.