What's going on with Lil' Hoff
1. Lil' Hoff can now squirt, frown, grimace, pee and possibly be sucking it's thumb.
(what a minute. PEE?? where's that going??)
2. It is from head to rump 3 1/2 inches long and weighs 1 1/2 ounces.
3. It's body is growing faster than it's head.
4. Lil' Hoff is the size of a lemon. How appropriate for the upcoming summer weather! A baby after my own heart.
5. Many people are convinced that Lil' Hoff is a boy.
What's going on with me
1. I am feeling absolute fabulous. I have more energy and I have not felt bad in 3 whole days. Not once, not at all!
2. I went scrapbooking this weekend and laughed so hard, that I got a stomach ache and thought I was going to get sick.
3. I am craving sweets non-stop.
4. I am loving my Sunday afternoon naps and it makes me sad if I don't get one.
5. One morning this week I was starving so I stopped at McDonald's and grabbed a couple of Breakfast Burritos and as I left McDonald's and was stopped at the main stop light in town and shoving as much of that first burrito as I could in my mouth (and oh it tasted sooo good) I felt like someone was watching me so I looked over to the vehicle on my right and there was a older gentleman (one who probably does not shove burritos in his mouth) looking at me and he smiled at me, so I did the polite thing and smiled back as best as I could with my cheeks full of burrito. So naturally I did what every lady does, I took my napkin, dabbed the corners of my mouth, and swallowed the darn thing whole. Then he honked at me! I was for sure he was going to rate me a 10 on inhaling a whole burrito in one bite, but he very nicely asked where the Wal-Mart was in this town and so I gave him directions to Wally World and he told me "Thanks Sweetheart" and that made my whole day. The End.
5. One morning this week I was starving so I stopped at McDonald's and grabbed a couple of Breakfast Burritos and as I left McDonald's and was stopped at the main stop light in town and shoving as much of that first burrito as I could in my mouth (and oh it tasted sooo good) I felt like someone was watching me so I looked over to the vehicle on my right and there was a older gentleman (one who probably does not shove burritos in his mouth) looking at me and he smiled at me, so I did the polite thing and smiled back as best as I could with my cheeks full of burrito. So naturally I did what every lady does, I took my napkin, dabbed the corners of my mouth, and swallowed the darn thing whole. Then he honked at me! I was for sure he was going to rate me a 10 on inhaling a whole burrito in one bite, but he very nicely asked where the Wal-Mart was in this town and so I gave him directions to Wally World and he told me "Thanks Sweetheart" and that made my whole day. The End.
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